Tired of that fucker on the Green that always parks in the bike lane? Reduced to a gibbering mess by the twat that tried to run you off the road?
If you feel you'd like to try something different why not stick these numbers into your phone and abuse them to your hearts content? I think I'd spend more time on the phone than actually riding my bike, but maybe a lot of nuisance calls will make these people realise a portion of what we have to deal with on a daily basis:
Incidents: Garda 'Traffic Watch' service (note, not my inverted commas): 1890 205 805
Joy of joys: The Clampers: 01 6022500 or 01 6390742